MRS

Last Person That

Slept in your bed besides you? the other mary
Saw you cry? my sister. so. long. ago.
You went to the movies with? the other mary
You went out to dinner with? camila and thabata
You talked on the phone to? my mom
Made you laugh? mary and my big bro

Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? nose
Be serious or be funny? funny
Drink whole or skimmed milk? whole
Die in a fire or drowning? drowning
Spend time with your parents or enemies? enemies tbh

Are You?

Simple or complicated? complicated
Straight, gay or bisexual? bisexual
Tall or short? short
Right handed or left handed? right
A lover of music or a lover of books? both. can’t choose.

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? sweets
Grey or black? black
Color photos or black and white? color
M&Ms or Skittles? skittles
Staying up late or waking up early? staying up late
Sun or moon? moon
Winter or Autumn? winter
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? best friends 
Rainy or sunny? rainy
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? vanilla
Vodka or Jack? vodka, jack’s disgusting

About You

What time is it? 00:10
Name? mary
Nicknames? malu, halfie, sista, baybay
When is your birthday? november 23
What do you want? to live the life that i want. be happy, mainly.
How many kids do you want? 2 or 3
Want to get married? yes
What kind of music do you like? indie rock, indie, rock, pop

Unique

Nervous habits? biting my lips I BITE THEM SO MUCH and biting the inside of my cheeks
Are you double-jointed? no
Can you roll your tongue? yes
Can you raise one eyebrow? yes
Can you cross your eyes? yes

Random

Which shoe goes on first? right onw
Ever thrown something at someone? yesss
On average, how much money do you carry with you? 20 bucks i’d say
What jewelry do you wear? my golden snitch necklace
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? cut
Have you ever eaten Spam? no (and ew tbh)
Favorite ice cream? vanilla
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? none
Can you cook? only desserts

Last

Alcoholic beverage? vodka with schweppes
Car ride? monday
Song played? heaven knowsn, by the pretty reckless
Person you saw? my big bro
Time you cried? l don’t remember and that’s so sad
Fight? my mom

When our breasts arrived
as a kind of currency, we’d tug
our camisoles low, use
our newfangled bodies to haggle
with the ice cream man. The winner
was the girl who received her chocolate cone
for free, who sucked on candy cigarettes
the same way she wore a training bra.
That summer my pockets grew forests
of hand-tied maraschino cherry stems:
tampered evidence that I might one day be worthy
of kissing. In exchange for rides
on the handlebars of their bikes,
we’d let the boys bite
the beads off our candy
necklaces until the chokers
resembled punched out teeth.
From their slobber, blue and violet
stained my throat where the sweetness
had once been, so I suppose,
Your Honor, I was preparing
for him.

Megan Falley "Beginning in an Ice Cream Truck
and Ending in a Court Room”
(after Kim Addonizio)

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